Hello sexy people!! How's everyone doing?!?! School going OK?!?! Yeah, I know...YAAWWNNN!! Who cares about How to Name Hydrocarbon Chains, right?!?! So why don't you all, for the next 5 minutes take a little break from that Organic Chemistry...or Calculus...or whatever boring/pointless classes you be taking...and let me give you some REAL instruction on something more useful
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How To Pursue Jenny Chen
(Tips written by: Chau & Linda Nguyen)
*1* Be a CHALLENGE. Do NOT chase this girl. The more you chase her, the further away she gonna run like hell. To win this sexy girl's heart, play a little game of hard-to-get!! 
*2* Do NOT agree with everything she says. This girl does not like it when a guy goes along with whatever she says just because he wants her to like him. It's OK to have differing opinions, and Jenny wants to hear yours too!! Aww...Jenny sooo sweet! 
*3* No need to open doors for her, pull out her chair, etc!! She has HANDS too!! I'm sure everyone who knows Jenny knows she is an independent woman! She got her own thang goin' on, so don't mess up her flow! It doesn't make you less of a gentlemen, OKAYYY?!?!
*4* Give her space. Do not smother her. If she likes you, she likes you! No need to be blowing up her cell phone 24/7 to see where she's at or who she's with. That's how they came up with the name "Bug-A-Boo." If you're a Bug-A-Boo, you're out...Sorry!
*5* FELLAS! If you want a piece of the Chen love, you gon' have to realize that: (as quoted by Jenny) "THERE ARE MANY THINGS THAT COME BEFORE YOU! 1. Family, 2. School, 3. Friends, 4. You." You're #4. Guys, do not expect her to drop everything for you, and don't whine like a freaking girl just because she doesn't put you at #1.
There ya have it...just 5 simple rules...learn it...perfect it...and then go holla at some CHEN! hahaha
Actually...you know what...disregard this list...just DRIVE AN SUV, and you'll be good to go! lol 